Monday, September 25, 2006

Go East Young Man

Go East Young Man and conquer.
It is your destiny.

Seize from the artist, the indigent, the immigrant.
It is your duty.

Tear down the brick of the past
Gut the concrete of the present
Slather your stucco of the future.

Pivot your horizontal sprawl.
Into a vertical vaccum.

Your lawn is now a loft.

Colonize the homeland that you once forgot.
The core overrun by the outsider.
March back to the tune of your second fiddle.
A New New Amsterdam awaits.

An army of developers at your beck and call.
To hunt the worthless out of their last hole.
And pave it all over with less than a cliche.

So go east young man to Downtown, where everything is waiting for you.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Why dropping e- won't make us happy

Saturday, September 16, 2006

The Raids for Reparations

"líta!, Biöð!" is shouted above the thrash of the waves. With land in sight, the dragon-boat furls its wings. The boat glides up to the shore, and with a smooth crush, it stops in the sand. The mariners jump off the boat and climb the rocky hillside, guided by the black smoke swirling from a village on the tree line.

The year is 826, but it could be any year from 793 to 1066. Up and down the coast of England, Vikings raided coastal villages and monasteries. They took all the wealth and slaves they could carry to markets abroad. The range of the Vikings extended from the coasts of North Africa in the South, the wide rivers of Russia and Ukraine in the East, and Newfoundland in the far West.

The Vikings were traders expanding their markets and colonies wherever their boats and swords would allow them. Although their attacks covered a wide area of Europe, their slave raids primarily took place in England and Ireland. They would carry off men, women, and children to far away slave markets in Eastern Europe and North Africa.

England at the time was attempting to unify from seven smaller kingdoms into a larger nation. The Viking raids on the seven kingdoms had forced a feudalist system of castles as a defense. When one guesses what could have happened to England if the Viking raids had not happened, the world may be a very different place. The seven kingdoms of England could have united hundreds of years earlier than the unification under Athelstan in 927. This unification could have thwarted the Norman invasion in 1066. If the monasteries known the scientific, philosophical, and religious centers of medieval Europe had stood unscathed, who knows what progress would have been made for humankind. Most importantly, the Vikings robbed the freedom of countless people, as they sold these people into slavery. What could have been their contribution to Europe's history?

Today one wonders if the millennial descendants of England and Ireland should demand reparations from the Viking's descendants in Scandinavia. The Vikings completely disrupted the fabric of society in England and set the country back hundreds of years. They sold countless into slavery and they prospered monetarily from the suffering of others. The Scandinavian countries today have very advanced welfare states and some of the highest GDP's in the world, much higher than England or Ireland. The blood of English has undoubtedly oiled the machine of the Scandinavian economy.

But what about reparations for:
The slaves taken from the African coasts.
Compensation for Korean women enslaved by the Japanese military.
The enslavement of Christians by Muslim invaders in Eastern Europe.
The genocide of the Indigenous Peoples of North and South America.
The Japanese, German, and Italians who were place in internment camps by the US government.
The enslavement of Africans by other Africans and Arabs.
The Israelites who were enslaved by both the Egyptians and the Babylonians.
The list goes on.

I pose this scenario not to discredit the reparation movements of the world; their attempts to right the wrongs of the world are a noble pursuit. This scenario attempts to call into question many of the foundations of the reparation movement.

Should descendants of wrongdoer's be punished for the actions of their ancestors?
If so, how far back in time should that go?
What is a valid case for reparations, is one person enslaved is too many are all movements are equally valid?
What is the right form of compensation? Money, apologies, debt reduction?
Lastly, how much damage could reparations do? If the nation of Ghana had to recompensate Burkina Faso for slave raids in the 1500's, that would surely destroy the economy of Ghana. Is it morally just only to seek reparations from nations that can afford it?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Are certain produce proprietary?

Waiting in line at the supermarket and staring at a bag of seedless grapes caused me to think that certain food growers are depriving all of us of the source code to certain plants. In the race to remove all the inconveniences of life from our food production, it is sad to see that growers are unknowingly removing something so essential to the food experience.

I doubt that most people who bite into a plum or bell pepper think about bringing that seed back home to plant a pot. Most people would gladly trade away the pits for a 100% fruit...fruit. But what about that small percentage of us who wants to tinker and develop and break away from the proprietary monopoly that is the produce section? Should the needs of the driven few be outweighed by the ambivalent many? This is a conspiracy on a global scale of corporate greed over human need. This is the reversal of the natural order of things. This is agribusiness destroying the ability of every American to be a family farm with family values. We want the freedom to have open source foods so we can produce and change on our own. I want our humanity back. Spending hours attempting to get a strawberry seed out of our teeth is human. Getting a lemon seed stuck in a straw is human! Choking on a cherry pit is human! Seedless produce has killed mankind. This is a call to arms for our roots to shatter this proprietary pot and to grow into something even larger.

While typing this, doubt creeps into my mind. I ask myself, isn’t DNA the source code to everything? Don't we have access to it in every cell of the piece of produce? Isn't the DNA the source code and not the seed?

After letting the revolutionary fervor subside, I realized that the fruit isn't only part of the plant; it is merely a component, the pre-compiled binary if you will. It is the plant that is the end and the fruit is the means. It is a bit silly of me to preach a call to arms about something as silly as a seedless grape.

Who ever heard of an agricultural revolution?






For all of you going "huh?": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Source